Scots wedding?

Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.



"Och, it's all going magic," says Jock. "I've got everything organised already, the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night."



Archie nods approvingly.



"Hell, I've even bought a kilt to be married in," continues Jock.



"A kilt?" asks Archie. "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that. What's the tartan?"



"Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll just be in white."

Scots wedding?
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at gay GIGS shut up leave her alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reply:Laughed out loud and woke my husband at6:30 am on a Saturday. Don't go getting anyonr else in trouble like that. Comedy can be dangerous.
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Reply:Silly but funny!
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Reply:Very punny and made me laugh too!!!!
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Reply:That's great - I went to Scotland recently...see my new joke about it....
Reply:that put a smile on me face on a sat morning
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