Scottish wedding....funny or not?

Two Glasgow boys, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.





"Ach, it's all going magic," says Jock. "I've got everything organised already, the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night...



Archie nods approvingly.



"Hell, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.



"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's grand; you'll look pure smart in that!



"And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires.



"Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white..."

Scottish wedding....funny or not?
Haha. I've just emailed that to all my friends.
Reply:funny
Reply:white like the fridge and cooker.lol
Reply:very good!!!! lol a Star
Reply:lol
Reply:Very good!!



Had a good laugh at that one!! *
Reply:lol
Reply:omg he was referring to his bride. Leave out the an and you have tart. lol
Reply:Funny.... ;0)
Reply:LOL! Good one :-)
Reply:hahaha,

very funny.
Reply:bloody unimaginative brides...
Reply:Enjoyed, thanks.
Reply:excellent.
Reply:LMAO! excellent
Reply:haha very funny lol.
Reply:nice one,lol
Reply:LMAO
Reply:ha ha ha worth a star,,,