Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's
forthcoming wedding.
"Ach, it's all going grand," says Jock. "I've got everything organised
already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night... Archie nods approvingly.
"Havens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.
"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that!
"And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires.
"Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white..."
Scots joke(no offence scottish)?
excellent and don't worry the scots have made it a national pastime of offending the English!
Reply:min that's braw ye ken am pissin ma breeks laffing
Reply:Two men walk into a bar, which is ridiculous because the second man could have ducked.
Reply:I don't get it %26gt;.%26lt;
But then again I'm always slow on these types of jokes ^^;
Reply:don' get it T.T
Reply:hey i'm scottish and i get it.. ! not bad.
Reply:LOL. LOL. Tart. LOL.
Reply:Heh! What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish man?
One says "Hey, you get off of my cloud," and the other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"
Reply:FUNNY
when I was 10 yrs old I asked my Grampa for $15 for a guinea pig
he gave me $30 and told me to go get a nice Irish gal
Reply:Very cute. Slainte and may god bless and keep you.
Reply:hahahaha!!!! Hey!!! I'm Scottish!!
Reply:He he he he.
Reply:i DOOOOONT get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... what the HELLLL are U asking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Sunday, February 5, 2012
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