Two Young men from Glasgow, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.
“Ach, it’s all going like magic,” says Jock. “I’ve got everything organised already – the flowers, the church, the cars,
the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night…”
Archie nods approvingly.
“Man, I’ve even bought a kilt to be married in!” continues Jock.
“A kilt?” exclaims Archie. “That’s grand, you’ll look pure smart in that! And what's the tartan?”
“Oh,” says Jock, “I’d imagine she’ll be in white.”
Can ya guess the punchline?
love this altho will have tae practise ma best scottish accent when retelling it lol
Reply:i was going to say that. you spoilt it for me. thought this was a guessing joke
Reply:good one.
Reply:why do you tell us to guess it and then write it, i knew the answer anyway, good one have a star!!!
Reply:Very good my son-in-law will like this one as he is form Glasgow
Reply:lol
Reply:gid wan a star
Reply:lol wow
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